{"title":"Berner Phone","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"vincents-absinthe-night-terrors","title":"Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese polarized teal lens sunglasses with black frames were the only thing that soothed the green fairy night terrors. No slip, no bounce shades come in handy whether you’re sweating from a run, a long bike ride, or an imaginary chase with a bright green grizzly on a unicycle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"OG-BK-TL1","offer_id":13530509901882,"sku":"OG-BK-TL1","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00615-OG-02","offer_id":41171716866106,"sku":"G00615-OG-02","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"G00615-OG-01","offer_id":41171716898874,"sku":"G00615-OG-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_VINCENTS_ABSINTHE_NIGHT_TERRORS_Side_Transparent_d80bd695-ad5a-4977-a9cf-e1770567eae1.png?v=1689750997"},{"product_id":"whiskey-shots-with-satan","title":"Whiskey Shots With Satan","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright light from fiery hell pits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"Original","offer_id":41171717455930,"sku":"G00583-OG-02","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":41397274279994,"sku":"G00877-OGS-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":41397274312762,"sku":"G00885-OGL-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_WHISKEY_SHOTS_WITH_SATAN_Side_Transparent_e206cc51-8c34-46d1-956d-d4781ebf7b86.png?v=1689751008"},{"product_id":"sunbathing-with-wizards","title":"Sunbathing With Wizards","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"Original","offer_id":41171714539578,"sku":"OG-LB-GL1-HTB","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":41397275295802,"sku":"G00878-OGS-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":41397275328570,"sku":"G00886-OGL-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OG-LB-GL1","offer_id":41423935602746,"sku":"OG-LB-GL1","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00610-OG-01","offer_id":41423967420474,"sku":"G00610-OG-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_SUNBATHING_WITH_WIZARDS_Side_Transparent_bada55fd-6553-49a7-af8c-bb6cca1e4fdf.png?v=1689751015"},{"product_id":"mint-julep-electroshocks","title":"Mint Julep Electroshocks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large \u0026amp; in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"BFG-GR-GR1","offer_id":20656214671418,"sku":"BFG-GR-GR1","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00779-BFG-01","offer_id":41171713196090,"sku":"G00779-BFG-01","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_MintJulep_SideTransparent.png?v=1689752121"},{"product_id":"see-you-at-the-party-richter","title":"See You at the Party, Richter!","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!--td {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":899,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":13689059},\"10\":0,\"11\":4,\"12\":0}' data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFuturistic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"VRG-PK-PR2-RF","offer_id":32209197039674,"sku":"VRG-PK-PR2-RF","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00795-VRG-01","offer_id":41171714244666,"sku":"G00795-VRG-01","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_SeeYouatthePartyRichter_Side_Transparent_c0813b71-c129-4d9c-b057-cac8520893ab.png?v=1711042780"},{"product_id":"the-future-is-void","title":"The Future is Void","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400 protection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"VRG-BK-BK1-NR","offer_id":32264715206714,"sku":"VRG-BK-BK1-NR","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00797-VRG-01","offer_id":41171714801722,"sku":"G00797-VRG-01","price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_TheFutureIsVoid_Side_Transparent_a0063c50-a806-40fc-8225-e408d58c582f.png?v=1711042776"},{"product_id":"vanguard-visionary","title":"Vanguard Visionary","description":"Trendsetter. Innovator. Vanguard. Visionary. You've heard it all. *Sigh* We totally get it. We designed these swank tortoiseshell Vanguard Visionary Pop Gs with fashion icons like you in mind. Now go forth and slay.","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"G00333-PG-01","offer_id":41171716833338,"sku":"G00333-PG-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"G00333-PG-BR1-NR-HTB","offer_id":41355797037114,"sku":"G00333-PG-BR1-NR-HTB","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00333-PG-BR1-NR","offer_id":40254213980218,"sku":"G00333-PG-BR1-NR","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_VanguardVisionary_SideTransparent.png?v=1708993190"},{"product_id":"a-unicorns-calamity","title":"A Unicorn's Calamity","description":"\u003cp\u003eKnow what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years \u0026amp; a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"Original","offer_id":41397579350074,"sku":"G00352-OG-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":41397271560250,"sku":"G00876-OGS-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":41397271593018,"sku":"G00884-OGL-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_SideTransparent_ae333825-e7f4-49fa-821b-96803652ff47.png?v=1716912584"},{"product_id":"threaten-me-with-a-good-time","title":"Threaten Me With a Good Time","description":"\u003cp\u003eThreaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"G00433-RTG-BR1-NR","offer_id":40462157807674,"sku":"G00433-RTG-BR1-NR","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"G00433-RTG-01","offer_id":41171715522618,"sku":"G00433-RTG-01","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_SideTransparent_252cd824-2cb5-4d0e-a42b-0ac9dae60b84.png?v=1717692742"},{"product_id":"the-jungle-is-my-gym","title":"The Jungle Is My Gym","description":"\u003cp\u003eGreen shield sunglasses w\/ half-rim frames \u0026amp; amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"G00457-BLG-AM1-GR","offer_id":41129738895418,"sku":"G00457-BLG-AM1-GR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00457-BLG-01","offer_id":41136228728890,"sku":"G00457-BLG-01","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_SideTransparent_dbfff4d9-a80f-458a-b1a0-de2682c12acd.png?v=1722578402"},{"product_id":"my-sweat-has-an-octane-rating","title":"My Sweat Has an Octane Rating","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w\/ black gradient lenses \u0026amp; intimidate everyone w\/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"G00459-ATG-BK1-GR","offer_id":40549646401594,"sku":"G00459-ATG-BK1-GR","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"G00459-ATG-01","offer_id":41171713327162,"sku":"G00459-ATG-01","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_SideTransparent_ee456b42-4ffd-415b-b941-8b71baac808b.png?v=1722578523"},{"product_id":"we-make-a-good-case","title":"We Make a Good Case","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour shades keep your eyes safe, so show them some love! We Make a Good Case is a hard sunglasses case with a super-soft lining to keep your shades safe and sound. This lightweight zipper-enclosed protective case has a slim profile and a stylish vibrant pink tropical print. Plus it comes with a bonus microfiber cleaning cloth and carabiner for easy carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*Doesn't fit the Snow G, Fly G, Amp G, Luxe G, Mood G, Bug G, Moon G, Bolt G, or Astro G.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"goodr sunglasses","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40558013153338,"sku":"G12113","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/1_Side_Transparent_217d05df-8a76-4d58-a3b0-e5afba59a51d.png?v=1724193572"}],"url":"https:\/\/goodr.mom\/collections\/berner.oembed","provider":"goodr sunglasses","version":"1.0","type":"link"}